What?
Morniing everyone
luddieieieee:

uvibee:

coffeemustache:

twinarmaget-it-on:

ybfan666:

magicbunni:

pwennies:

whatisagorman:

for those not familiar with norse mythology, our bud loki once turned into a mare and got sexed by a giant stallion named svathilfari and produced sleipnir, an 8-legged horse

he also did it with a giant and she had three children- A giant fucking snake, A giant fucking dog, and a zombie chick

He’s very open-minded.

Or very open-legged.

wh

oh

FUCKYEAH. I have been waiting for this to show back up on my dash!!
See Noin, I told you Loki had a fling with a horse!

LMFAO NIUSGFISHGHSRGINKLSMRnjktdkngsrflkf

luddieieieee:

uvibee:

coffeemustache:

twinarmaget-it-on:

ybfan666:

magicbunni:

pwennies:

whatisagorman:

for those not familiar with norse mythology, our bud loki once turned into a mare and got sexed by a giant stallion named svathilfari and produced sleipnir, an 8-legged horse

he also did it with a giant and she had three children- A giant fucking snake, A giant fucking dog, and a zombie chick

He’s very open-minded.

Or very open-legged.

wh

oh

FUCKYEAH. I have been waiting for this to show back up on my dash!!

See Noin, I told you Loki had a fling with a horse!

LMFAO NIUSGFISHGHSRGINKLSMRnjktdkngsrflkf

theimperiouspisces:

We’re in desperate need for more humans in Feralstuck,

Like Jane, Dirk, Jake, John, Jade, Roxy, hell even non humans we need! Like tons of Carapaces, and the felt, and doc scratch! 

If you could please help spread this around that would be great!

hobovampire:

I LAUGHED SO LOUD

hobovampire:

I LAUGHED SO LOUD

Good @fternoon everyone.
!’m @w@ke now

always-suffering:

apocalypse-dex:

always-suffering:

Hi Dex

“Oh would you look @t th@t, you’re @l!ve.”

“Yeah. I….im ssorry. About the whole trying to drown myself in vodka thing. It was kinda stupid”

“No $h!t.”

!’m @w@ke now

always-suffering:

Hi Dex

“Oh would you look @t th@t, you’re @l!ve.”

!’m @w@ke now

burningwirod:

apocalypse-dex:

“Ye$, !t’$ $t@rt!ng to work.”

p-pleas-se t-t-ake c-c-are o-of y—yourself. b—broken b-b-ones a-a-rent n-nice.

”! w!ll, th@nk you. @nd no, they @ren’t.”

burningwirod:

apocalypse-dex:

burningwirod:

apocalypse-dex:

”! c@n’t t@lk @bout wh@t h@ppened, but ! c@n tell you th@t my leg !$ broken, !’m @lmo$t $t@rved, @nd $!ck @$ hell.”

o-oh g-g-osh! a—are y-y-ou s—safe now? d—do y-y-ou ha-have e—enough f-f-ood? if—if i w—was a-a-ble t-t-o l-leave i-id t—take s-s-ome f—food t-t-o you—

“Ye@h, !’m $@fe now. !t’$ ok@y, ! c@n’t e@t @nyth!ng @nyw@y.”

b-b-b-ut- h—h-have y-y-ou —took s—something t—to m-make y-y-our o-o-organism w—work, y-y-es?

“Ye$, !t’$ $t@rt!ng to work.”